We're not actually prophets, but we're pretty sure we're right.
Our motto: "We're not predicting the future, we're just making stuff up as we go."
Our team of experts (read: random people off the street) have been studying the ancient art of not prophesizing for years.
We're not saying we're 100% accurate, but we're pretty sure we're... 50%? Okay, okay, we're not even close.
But hey, who needs actual accuracy when you're trying to predict the future, right?
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